i found a bug in the compiler.
it thinks error when i say if.
where do i get a fix?
why no answer?
Because you haven't asked any question deserving to be answered. Because, just possibly, nobody even read your question before you complained about a lack of answers. Because it's the weekend.
i need a fix NOW.
No, you don't.
you idiots are so funy. when you laugh i ask my roomy sam. he fixed it.
"you idiots are so funy. when you laugh i ask my roomy sam. he fixed it."
Yes, but your roomy sam have a hard time - he have to live with a fool. But at least he is increasing the average IQ in the room.